I'm 25 and I don't intend to act like it. Texas is awesome.

Pumpernickel.

miss-nerdgasmz:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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michaxl:

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

For those that like #sausagelinks @theeatsblog

For those that like #sausagelinks @theeatsblog

Scott did his #snapchat thing again.

Scott did his #snapchat thing again.

tagged as:    snapchat
#coffee #gimme

#coffee #gimme

drwhoom:

I accidentally liked my sister on Tinder.

OMG my sister and I are a match on Tinder.

I accidentally liked my sister on Tinder.

Is that a cookie shot glass!? #want

Is that a cookie shot glass!? #want

tagged as:    want
Me and @realog420 getting down at a Jacko Suede show. #live

Me and @realog420 getting down at a Jacko Suede show. #live

tagged as:    live
I wore this shirt to the bar and I was bitten three times by girls. This is my uniform from now on.

I wore this shirt to the bar and I was bitten three times by girls. This is my uniform from now on.

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

tastefullyoffensive:

A Study of New York by Tumble Dry Comics

weirdcoolblackgirl:

youngblackandvegan:

tumblr got you white people spoiled

you think that every black person with a blog is here to hand hold you through your magical journey through understanding race matters

i’m here to remind you

that i’m not the one

there are plenty of folk out here to educate you

but that’s not me

this is my blog

with my thoughts

i’m not here for you

i’m here for me

🙌 PREACH

eatpizzas:

me: just gettin some gum like

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everyone:

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